09/01/14

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing)

09/01/14
my mom:it's 11 go to sleep
me:actually its 10:58
09/01/14

(Source: aisforarthur)

09/01/14

Tell me how you found my blog!  

(Source: garbashians)

09/01/14

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

(Source: fartgallery)

09/01/14

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

09/01/14

horse-ebook:

darrynek:

*picks up banana* hello

your son. he is dead

(Source: panerasexual)

09/01/14

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

23 hours ago with: 745,006 notes - via fake-mermaid ( originally jpgay)
09/01/14

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

09/01/14

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up
09/01/14

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat)

1 day ago with: 288,117 notes - via fake-mermaid ( originally trashboat)
09/01/14
09/01/14

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

09/01/14

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies)

09/01/14

(Source: mustyballsack)